There was big news this week in the world of psychics. First, in London, a police trainer was fired for stating his belief that psychics should be used to help solve crimes. In a big win for Spiritualists everywhere, the judge hearing the case decreed: That the beliefs “are worthy of respect in a democratic society and have sufficient cogency, seriousness, cohesion and importance to fall into the category of a philosophical belief. Snap.

Moving on to Canada, it appears that the owners of a lost, prize pooch have hired American pet psychics to bring her home. The Coton de Tulear (French for adorable little fluff ball) went missing after having her first litter of puppies. If any of you wonderful Psychics have tips, please contact the proper authorities.